Brent Monkey

I can only offer my most loudest apologies to you, my lone reader, you see, while proclaiming jesus had been reincarnated into a beetle, I was accosted by several member of the clergy, these fellows locked me up and my only net access is picking up the payphone and humming/beeping down the line really fast, do not be discouraged, I still love you all (I would love you all better with nudes though), and you are never far from my thoughts, especially the boobs. So once more, send care packages, this monkey needs them!

So today I had the PERFECT breakfast, two slices of toast, sausage, egg, bacon, beans, tomato, mushroom, hashbrowns and a big pile of steaming JUSTICE, people try coming into my house and taking my shiney, aint gonna happen, sit back and watch the fury, my shiney shiney fury… bwahahaha

I had a dream last night, typical evil twin sort of thing.. except not..

I’m staying in a hotel with my family and band, only the guitarist of the band is trying to ursurp me, after vaious pranks to discredit me, we’re about to check out of the hotel and the guitarist challenges me to a fight, so we do, we’re going at it, we’re pounding face into wall, into concrete, we’re smashing chairs, guitars ino each other.

Ultimately I won, but as I smashed him nto a tv.. he fell into the tv and starts playing about with the electricty, so I smashed the tv screen and leave, only cause he’s infecting the computers too I can’t check out, so I just leave, we all split up and the guys of us all head towards.. THE DOCK.. and we’re on a pirate ship, and I’m standing on op of the crowsnest, only the ship has no ocean and we’re sailing over the road, over tarmac, and over a construction site, as  I get close to the water, every yarr bouncing inside me, wating.. the freakin alarm goes off..

So, I’ve been ill, and I swear I regret it, I wish I hadn’t dared been sick, but I had, what I do regret is having promised you fancy links and having nothing… nothing.. but I’ve been curled up with a gerbil in a ball and some soup, hallucinating some semi-deformed monstrosity cackling at me, no matter where I turned he was there, telling me of ghoulish tales and scary stories, but I am back now, so yay unto thee my friend and whatnot, weekend!

The monkey is ill, no updatey while sickly,  random links in interim? If you miss the monkey, send mails, send comments and send the link to your friends.